This is... this is... I have no words for what this is other than work has finally drove me completely off the edge. Graphic intensive. And the only one who would probably completely get this is Skylee. Oh man, can't believe I did this. *dies* Not beta'd, so all mistakes are mine. And it's 1am, so I'm sure there are bound to be a few.

Disclaimer: Form belongs to Department of Immigration, John and Rodney belongs to someone else who isn't me. Not making money from this.

Warning: I think this is the crack fic that cracked all other crack fic. At least in my head it is.

July 06

Form 80: Personal Particulars For Character Assessment
by Genie

Somewhere in Melbourne, Australia....

Erlinda looked at the form in her hand. Was this a joke? Immigration was a serious matter, and providing misleading and or false information was a serious offence that carries a penalty of up to 10 years imprisonment. Just to make sure her eyes weren't playing tricks on her (or worse, her co-workers), she re-read the form again.

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Well, ok, that seemed normal enough. Page 2